@CleverBotanics we now new stock of 'L.A. Chocolate' brings back the craze for chocolate flavoured strains. With a modern twist, of course, as it blends the cocoa with energizing undertones of caffeine. The flavour is unique and intense, delivering fast-acting buzz that, despite its intensity, is quite calming to the senses. Our testers find it smooth to consume, and with a bit of delayed action, it does live up to expectation.
The product brings out the best qualities of its parents. It leans toward Indica and historically it is considered a 60/40 Indica-dominant strain like the parent L.A. Confidential. Our testers say that the Sativa effect is also apparent, so in use, it is closer to a Hybrid like OG Diesel than an Indica dominant strain. The small number of testers also say that they can smell the Mocha Coffee in this batch and although it is not supposed to be strong in Limonene, yet it does indeed come through the more one spends examining the flowers. The aftertaste, however, is more of a Darjeeling tea followed by a bar of dark chocolate than Mocha Coffee or retro chocolate flavour in the crowdsourced data.
Traditionally the official use of the flowers is used as Tea mixed with a little milk and coconut oil brewed. Every product is supplied with empty tea/herb bags; however, users also do vape the herbs for alternative accelerated bioavailability in countries that allow this type of consumption. Our hemp flowers are sourced from licensed industrial hemp farms in Europe that cultivate legally at <0.2% THC Hemp flower is solely sold for Education, novelty, souvenir purposes only & officially are not intended to heat or consume. However, for EU purchasers, please ensure that your country supports the consumption of <0.2% THC Hemp Flowers.
Hemp flower is produced & packaged in such a form that THC cannot be recovered by readily applicable means or in a yield which constitutes a risk to health. There is less than 1mg THC per finished packaged product of hemp flower to meet the criteria of an ‘exempted product’ by definition of Regulation 2 of the MDR 2001. Unlike medical marijuana, hemp does not contain the psychoactive properties of THC. Additionally, scientific research has documented that CBD is an anti-psychoactive.
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Historically crowdsourced data shows that L.A. Chocolat was created by hybridizing L.A. Confidential, a prize-winning strain, and Chocolope, a super-powerful Sativa. L.A. Chocolat was originally made in a mix of 100% Indica from L.A. Confidential and 95% Sativa from Chocolope.
This results (with an unknown level of accuracy) is a 60% Indica and 40% Sativa variety. Historically, the flavours and aromas span between earthy, fruity, and of course, chocolate. However, this batch is slightly different and explained well by our testers.
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Flavours: Historically, LA Chocolat’s floods the palate with a rich coffee and chocolate-flavored smoke. Enhancing it is a faint citrus that leaves a sweet yet earthy aftertaste. However our own testes compare it with a nice cup of Darjeeling and a good Dark Chocolate.
Type: Indica dominant hybrid
Trim: Assorted medium to dense buds, slightly sticky and fresh looking flowers.
Origin: Trainwreck mixed with Hawaiian.
Effect: Though Indica leaning, LA Chocolat delivers 40% Sativa charactristics. It starts with a subtle euphoric rush that, with users are left beaming with an innate happiness and a sparkle in their eye. Please note If you are purchasing it to consume in countries that it is legal. then please consult your doctor before purchase.
Major Terpenes: Beta-Caryophyllene, Beta-Myrcene, D-Limonene
Unique Terpenes: Terpinolene, Guaiol
This product is produced indoor and hemp-derived, non-psychotoxic, THC-free* & EIHA EU certified strains. The packaging is done under nitrogen only glovebox to minimise the oxygenation effects and to ensure the sealed bag does not have excess vapour and high oxygen content.
Clever Botanics in the "UK" takes care to source the flowers from ethical and expertly produced growers with necessary government licenses in Italy and Switzerland.
10 g - ONLY £80 (after discount)
A few words for the differences between Indica and Sativa dominant strains can help in identifying the products most suited. Please note that most of the content on this page are statements from crowdsourced data or the farmer. We have a limited number of testers to validate what we say here, but it should be treated as hearsay with no scientific data to substantiate the statements.
Indica; strains are believed to be physically sedating, perfect for relaxing with a movie or as a nightcap before bed. Indica is sold as having similar effects to a sedative, suitable for relaxation or trying to sleep.
Sativas; strains are said to provide invigorating, uplifting cerebral effects that pair well with physical activity, social gatherings, and creative projects.
The effects are far more stimulating, helping one to feel more alert and uplifting to tackle a physical activity or creative endeavour.
Hybrids; are thought to fall somewhere in between, offering a balance of Indica and Sativa effects.
However, one does not need high CBD content for relaxation. The lower cost high-entourage can work just as well.
The entourage effect; means that all of the cannabinoids work in unison for the betterment of the whole, THC included. Naturally, the organically grown plant is best for a larger spectrum of ailments. However, the high THC content makes them illegal to sell.
Our hemp flower souvenirs are named after popular cannabis strains with similar terpene profiles of carmagnole industrial hemp. They are selected carefully to ensure extremely low THC levels strains. Therefore, they do not fully resemble the original strain the name suggests. Legally we must state that these products are not intended for smoking and the prefered method of consumption is like any other herbal tea. This product is NOT FOR RECREATION and will NOT provide you with a hallucinogenic experience. lease note, that you are indeed wasting your money if your aim is recreational and "high" experience. Also, due to legal requirements, we will not be able to sell more than 20g of this product to an individual purchaser.
Wholesale Enquiries (sales@CleverBotanics)
Grower indicated the next batch is in the new year.
Note that both DPD/UPS require to have both your Email address and Mobile phone number for Track and Trace or if their driver needs to phone you. Please note that Saturday delivery by R.M. is not guaranteed due to COVID.
Delivery for the inland U.K. is from £3.90 for Tracked 48 (2-4 working days) & £4.90 for Tracked 24 (1-2 working days). For a small number of E.U. countries, the price is from £22.00. The rest of the world is 6-15 working days and please ask for details since we are not sure which country's custom is accepting the products and we need to research per request. Please note that due to fast-changing regulations, some E.U. states now reject CBD or Hemp related products. All European orders above £180 will be sent by DHL, which takes less than three days anywhere in Europe. There is no extra cost for you for using DHL. We will cover the excess charges beyond Royal Mail's £14. Please add a note and ask for the service at the checkout.
Please note that during January due to high volume and COVID disruptions, We switch between providers to ensure prompt delivery. No weekend fulfilment due to COVID and will be shipped or Monday Morning.
Important Notice: Shipping to all EU countries are much more difficult and if you intend to purchase, please email us so we can explain the process. Sales (at) cleverbotanics.com
Normally, to be sure of next day delivery chances being high, please place your order before 9:30 am. We will do our best to make the 12:00 noon dispatch by Royal Mail. Also, if it is a not so busy day, then orders arriving before 3:00 pm could make 4:30 pm deadline, but this is not a guarantee, and we can only do our best. Also, please note that while Royal Mail has been good so far in delivering 90% of packages on time. There are 10% that are currently taking longer to reach you. 2% of shipments are also now lost in their system up from 1% before COVID disruptions. We will work with Royal Mail and yourself to resend the small number of missing packages. See the Blog "Impact of (COVID-19) Pandemic @CleverBotanics".
You can return your product up to 14 days after receiving your order. Please ensure that the products are NOT dismantled, or the seal is broken when relevant. Also, certain products, once exposed to air, will not qualify for returns.
We have now made it a policy to ensure all our shipped products are entirely discrete and no mention of the product name on the Royal Mail Dispatch Note. As a company whose primary mission is to reduce waste and be as close to zero-waste as possible, we have spent a lot of time looking at eco-friendly packaging options. We ensure that all the packaging is biodegradable and 99% plastic free.